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Univerzijada 09

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Univerzijada 09

Post by sn » 05 Jul 2009, 17:30

Sportska manifestacija koja će nekima omogućiti da se ogrebu za mnogo šta dok traje..

- Kartu molim?
- I don't speak Serbian, I came to Belgrade Universiade as athlete...
- Ticket please?
- You see, I am World Student Games champion in not paying tickets in vehicles of public transportation and this is my training.

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Re: Univerzijada 09

Post by Operater » 02 Jul 2010, 15:33

Dolazi Srbin u javnu kucu. Na vratima ga docekuje Madam.
Madam: "Dobro vece,izvolte...imamo sjajnih dama na raspolaganju".
Srbin: "Znate...ja sam malo specifican u zahtevima. Jel se kod vas moze dobiti sado-mazo kombinacija"?
Madam: "Naravno,imate li neki bas specijalan zahtev"?
Srbin: "Pa,hmmm...kako da kazem...Znate,volim da se osecam prezreno,ponizeno,jadno... ali bas onako, do dna...
Madam: "Ma naravno,imam bas nesto taman za vas".
Srbin: "A koliko ce to da kosta"?
Madam: " 37 evra".
Srbin: "To je povoljno veoma...kakva je to devojka koja radi za tako mali novac"?
Madam: "Nije to devojka...toliko kosta dres fudbalske reprezenatacije Srbije"

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